Teandrea Watson Friggin Funny Friday

Okay,

I know the title sucks major a**, but it's late for me and that's all I can think of. Getting ready to have a 70's movie night...at least try to anyway.

I was checking one of my social network profiles and a friend posted this on there and I thought it was hilarious, so I decided that on Friday's I'd spend the day trying to make people laugh. This entire evening post is going to be full of funny things, so here goes:

MEN have 2 heads and WOMEN have 4 lips
The American Dental Association says semen cuts plaque and tartar by 77%. Suck a dick and save a smile...

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If u have sex 365 times a yr and u melted down all da condoms 2 make a tire what would u call it?
a fuckin goodyear!


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Sex is like playing spades. If u don't have a good partner, u better have a good hand.



Big Bad Wolf told lil red riding hood lift ur top so i can suck ur tits. no, she said while lifting her skirt, eat me like the fuckin book says!
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A rooster and a cat were playing by the pool. the cat fell in and the rooster laughed. The cat said, a wet pussy always makes a cock happy!

I'm wondering if a man took a muscle relaxer and a Viagra would that man then be Gumby with a Pokey?

Roses are red, nuts are round, skirts are up, panties are down, belly to belly, skin to skin, when it is stiff, stick it in! (now that is a love poem)

The sticky sweetness hits my lips, I can feel it's hot and so creamy, it slides down my throat, Oh man that first sip of coffee in the morning is awesome!;)

Couldn't wait for this time,I lie in the bed,get in my favorite position reach for it and the batteries are DEAD!Now I have to get up and change the CHANNEL :)-

What does a G-spot, a woman's Birthday and a urinal have in common? Men seem to miss all three!

what did the egg say to the boiling water? It gunna take me a while to get hard because the chick over there just laid me

When it goes down, I scream. When it comes up, I lean backwards with pleasure. When it goes faster, I beg for more.Damn..gotta love roller coasters.

keep talking behind my back , its funny how you always think of me EVERY SINGLE F*KING DAY

Karma's gonna knock u down and I am gonna watch, point, and laugh

That's it for tonight, will try to post more of these tommorrow. Found a hilarious site full of them.

Good Night

Teandrea Watson

Girls have unique magic tricks, they get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard.